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如果英语老师都这么出题

如果英语老师都这么出题,妈妈就真的再也不用担心我的学习了!

Here comes the problem!

用所给单词的正确形式填空。

1.A Twitter:My look can keep me____until my graduation.

God Comment:But can your in?telligence?(study)

一条说说:我的相貌可以让我安心学到毕业。

神回复:你的智商可以吗?

2.Get me_______a quiet handsome boy.(be)

还是让我做一个安静的美男子算了。

3.______the exercises,I become crazy.My dear teacher,I have had enough of you!(do)

做完这些练习,我也醉了。亲亲的老师,你够了。

4.Singing“You don't know love,Far High”,she threw the tortoise into the river,with tears____her eyes。(fill)

唱着“法海你不懂爱”,她把那只乌龟扔进了河里,眼里满是泪水。

5.____Little Red Hat,the wolf went to bed and slept.(swallow)

大灰狼一口吞下了小红帽,然后上床觉觉了。

6.____puppy love,the teacher al?ways arranges for beautiful girl-stu?dent to be his deskmate。(prevent)

为了防止他早恋,老师总是让漂亮的女生和他同桌。

7.Have you seen Mr.Zhang____“Little Apple”?That’s such a beauti?ful scene that I dare not have my eyes____on it.(dance,fix)

你看见过张Sir跳“小苹果”吗?那画面太美俺不忍直视。

8._______with the graduates of Blue Fly Technical School,the gradu?ates of Tsinghua University are not that skillful when______excavators.(compare,operate)

和蓝翔毕业生相比,清华毕业生开挖掘机的技能简直弱爆了。

如果英语老师都这么出题

9.there are2ways to drive a person crazy.Firstly,leave words____.(fin?ish)

有两种方式让人抓狂。一,不把话说完。

10.Sorry, the person______is in Grade2now.Please dial again two years later.(call)

对不起,您所拨打的用户正在高二,请两年后再拨。

保准你眼睛直勾勾随份子,我有特别的躲避技巧

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